Topic: Court Jester

The new items published under this topic are as follows.

New Court Jester: Woman bites off man's testicles

And Court of Appeal lets her off with 2 months' jail due to "confused" circumstances.

New Court Jester: Styxenstone's School of Legal Technology

Legal IT for the unprofessional!

New Court Jester: The Red Sea Scrolls

Archaeologists digging around the Red Sea made one of the most important discoveries of modern times, the discovery of the Red Sea Scrolls. The importance of the Red Sea Scrolls are said to be equal to their more illustrious cousins, The Dead Sea Scrolls. The scrolls. made under seal, containing the following contract of employment.

New Court Jester: Lawyer In Flight

While on board a flight from Nowhere-In-Particular to Nowhere-Else, a lawyer heard the following.

New Court Jester: Who Is Better At The Computer?

Remember the 37-year-old Korean lawyer Ctl Alt Del?

Well soon after completing his suspension for causing an illegal operation on his computer, he and Jesus had an argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Old Court Jester: Wanted! Man in Red Suit

Police suspect elderly man to be responsible for 57 burglary cases and a recent adultery charge as well.

Old Court Jester: The Legal Night Before Christmas

The Legal Night Before Christmas
from Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>


Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.

Old Court Jester: Lawyer faces suspension for causing illegal operation in computer

Lawyer faces suspension for causing illegal operation in computer
He opens too many programs, says secretary


Sublime Court - 37-year-old Korean lawyer Ctl Alt Del may lose his career after he caused an illegal operation on his Combat PII 500 laptop in his office yesterday.

Old Court Jester: New survival show in the works

New survival show in the works
16 lawyers to be put in an island, in a show of survival of the glibbest

Pulau Sudong
- In a move to pick up ratings, local TV channel LawTV has planned a gruelling 39-day survival test for a select 16 lawyers, with a lucrative prize of a $1.2 million lawsuit awaiting the final winner.

Old Court Jester: Little boy caught romping around in public naked

Little boy caught romping around in public naked
Charged for possession of illegal weapons as well


Fort Canning Park - A little boy, aged between 2 to 4 years old, was arrested by police for indecent exposure and possession of an illegal weapon.

Old Court Jester: Computer Virus Alert

New worm virus on the Net

Navidad, 3rd Isle on the Right - W32.Shoddycode is a mass mailing worm program capable of offending its recipients upon viewing of the email.

Old Court Jester Legal Advice Column

The Court Jester Legal Advice Column
by Mr Ee Dee Yot, LL.Hons, TC(u), Q.Bs*


With 4 months experience as a court transcriber, Mr Ee quit his job at the High Court to become legal advisor at our Court Jester offices. His words unprecedented as far as legal advice goes, he has helped numerous people with their legal problems, most of whom were claiming against the clients he was helping. Listen to what he has to say to you by emailing your questions to us.

The 7 Habits of Highly Useless Corporate Lawyers

The following list is not original. The list is claimed to be from an unknown and long-dead lawyer in 1836. It is said to have been discovered during the 1980s in the ruins of an old Episcopal church in a northern Virginia town near Washington DC, USA. I know it has nothing to do with Singapore law, but it is fun.

Old Court Jester: God of Fortune, God of Wealth, God of Longevity form partnership

God of Happiness opts out of deal due to nature of legal work

Fu Lu Shou Court, Rochor Road - Three Gods have decided to come together to form a legal firm that may eventually oust the major law firms established here.
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