Old Court Jester: Little boy caught romping around in public naked
Little boy caught romping around in public naked
Charged for possession of illegal weapons as well
Fort Canning Park - A little boy, aged between 2 to 4 years old, was arrested by police for indecent exposure and possession of an illegal weapon.
Confiscated from the boy were a bow and about 32 heart-shaped arrows.
When asked why he was running around the park clad only in diapers and a pair of small feather wings tied to his back, the little boy would only reply rather arrogantly that he was "spreading his love". He also commented that he was a Greek god sent down from the heavens to bring peace and joy to this world and will the police please let him go.
The lawyer representing the unidentified boy commented by saying, "Clearly this boy has undergone a disturbed infancy with errant thoughts of Christmas in his mind. Seeing himself as an 'avenger of love', he left his home with his toy bow and arrows, got lost, and out of boredom, started shooting couples making out at the park. Totally harmless fun from a poor boy who lost his way home."
Unfortunately, the so-called "totally harmless fun" put 3 people in the hospital; 1 had his eye put out by an arrow, another woman had one of the offending projectiles shot into her behind, and one 24-year-old man is currently in ICU after going into a coma tripping over the little boy while he was making his getaway and hitting his head on the corner of a park bench.
The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.
Charged for possession of illegal weapons as well
Fort Canning Park - A little boy, aged between 2 to 4 years old, was arrested by police for indecent exposure and possession of an illegal weapon.
Confiscated from the boy were a bow and about 32 heart-shaped arrows.
When asked why he was running around the park clad only in diapers and a pair of small feather wings tied to his back, the little boy would only reply rather arrogantly that he was "spreading his love". He also commented that he was a Greek god sent down from the heavens to bring peace and joy to this world and will the police please let him go.
The lawyer representing the unidentified boy commented by saying, "Clearly this boy has undergone a disturbed infancy with errant thoughts of Christmas in his mind. Seeing himself as an 'avenger of love', he left his home with his toy bow and arrows, got lost, and out of boredom, started shooting couples making out at the park. Totally harmless fun from a poor boy who lost his way home."
Unfortunately, the so-called "totally harmless fun" put 3 people in the hospital; 1 had his eye put out by an arrow, another woman had one of the offending projectiles shot into her behind, and one 24-year-old man is currently in ICU after going into a coma tripping over the little boy while he was making his getaway and hitting his head on the corner of a park bench.
The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.
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scabstermooch
14 October 2006 ú 11:43 AM
What is the world coming to when little boys are being arrested by the police?
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zheshi
14 October 2006 ú 11:45 AM
What the !!*^. 2 and 4 yrs old. I'm also running around in my diapers and worse sometimes naked too. What is wrong with the police?
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hloc
14 October 2006 ú 11:46 AM
Good one
"When the Wolf King carries the hammer,
thus are the final days known."
"When the Fox marries the Raven,
and the trumpets of battle are blown."
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CoolMyth
14 October 2006 ú 11:49 AM
If my little 4 year old nephew can say the words "spreading my love", I will be very happy.
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Rock^Star
14 October 2006 ú 11:51 AM
Is there a better and more credible story?
"You do not deserve to fly unless you're perfect."
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photo_seeker
14 October 2006 ú 11:54 AM
quote:
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Originally posted by Rock^Star:
Is there a better and more credible story?
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Precisely. There's isn't any for ages I think.
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Rock^Star
14 October 2006 ú 11:58 AM
quote:
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Originally posted by photo_seeker:
Precisely. There's isn't any for ages I think.
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So....moral of the story is we have high divorce rates in SG?
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kaeden
14 October 2006 ú 12:00 PM
oh another cupid gone
The stars that shines twice as bright, lives half as long.
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Darkness_hacker99
14 October 2006 ú 12:04 PM
Got break record or not? Singapore's youngest criminal..
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browniebaobao
14 October 2006 ú 12:08 PM
A clumsy cupid lah.
not so skilled in shooting arrows.
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Mc+square
14 October 2006 ú 12:32 PM
wad kind of news is this....
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4getmenot
14 October 2006 ú 01:36 PM
the last of the mohicons maybe??
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Cpt.ZR
14 October 2006 ú 04:40 PM
dude... this has got to be kidding man... possesion of illegal weapon ...? aarow huh.... lol
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FireIce
14 October 2006 ú 04:45 PM
cute.
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0lala
14 October 2006 ú 05:09 PM
A fake
A little boy 2 to 24 yo?
How can some one not differeniate 2-24yo?
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Crap shyt
14 October 2006 ú 06:41 PM
Sounds fake leh.
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sand king
14 October 2006 ú 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by browniebaobao:
A clumsy cupid lah.
not so skilled in shooting arrows.
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you dont espect cupid to be a robin hood do you?
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JennTS
14 October 2006 ú 06:42 PM
I doubt a kid is skillfull enough to shoot arrows properly.
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stevenliew
14 October 2006 ú 08:39 PM
so fake........like he got the strength to shoot so hard
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iSpeak
14 October 2006 ú 09:26 PM
It's a piece of humour lah n00bs.
Good stuff.
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Ponders
14 October 2006 ú 09:57 PM
I don't believe some of you actually thought its a legit story
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oxford mushroom
14 October 2006 ú 10:00 PM
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Originally posted by Ponders:
I don't believe some of you actually thought its a legit story
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No wonder the govt wants to control the electronic media....some forumners are so gullible and lacking in common sense..
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striderz_o405
15 October 2006 ú 12:07 AM
which bodoh actually believe in this story?
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jay_rocks
15 October 2006 ú 12:11 AM
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The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.
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what f*** is this ????
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kaitokura
15 October 2006 ú 01:49 AM
shocked..
maybed the child is really sent by Evil..
3 Victims.. one of them in ICU somemore.. walao e.... Believe it or not!?
LOLZ
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Ito_^
15 October 2006 ú 02:12 AM
nice try
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ShrodingersCat
15 October 2006 ú 08:13 AM
.... -disturbed-
all those... posts... expressing sincere disbelief ... disturb me.
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Kenashi
15 October 2006 ú 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
.... -disturbed-
all those... posts... expressing sincere disbelief ... disturb me.
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who in the right mind will bought the story in the first place
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scabstermooch
15 October 2006 ú 11:54 AM
This thread shows clearly why we need "Warning- HOT" on McDonald's Coffee Cups and "Warning - This product contains nuts" on packets of nuts.
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ehd89
15 October 2006 ú 01:55 PM
devil-sent
but how come 2-4yrs old...arrow so zun wan?
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Ponders
15 October 2006 ú 04:19 PM
quote:
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Originally posted by scabstermooch:
This thread shows clearly why we need "Warning- HOT" on McDonald's Coffee Cups and "Warning - This product contains nuts" on packets of nuts.
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There are such warnings because of stupid americans pursuing their rights and trying to sue ppl to get some money ended up everybody loses.
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pokkagreentea
15 October 2006 ú 04:23 PM
lol this is so funny. cupid boy gets arrested. what was he thinking?
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NewAge
15 October 2006 ú 05:48 PM
4 yr old where got strength to shoot the error at a speed which is deadly.
Do u mean someone acting as 4 yr old instead
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ShrodingersCat
15 October 2006 ú 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by Kenashi:
who in the right mind will bought the story in the first place
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yeah but those who dont get that it is a satire to begin with and express disbelief.... are they in the right minds or left minds?
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iSpeak
15 October 2006 ú 06:43 PM
You all are fiacking stupid sia.
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gorby107
15 October 2006 ú 08:52 PM
Is this a Propaganda?
Or indirectly pinpointing to someone
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Squiggly
16 October 2006 ú 12:12 PM
Where's your sense of humour peeps?
BTW, it's NOT A REAL STORY!!!!!!
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newcomer
16 October 2006 ú 01:15 PM
bull!@^^
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redness
16 October 2006 ú 01:43 PM
I lol'ed.
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Quarteto Da Pinga
16 October 2006 ú 01:59 PM
really cute man...
out of point.. i also like the little ufo hit by a boomerang saying "did you throw this?" "is this yours?"
he got a ba lu gu on his head.
he crashed his spacecraft too...lol CUTE
more airtime, more airtime!
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